promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

(Source: fullheartedly)

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April

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thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

image

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April

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yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

(Source: saddest69)

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April

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prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

(Source: airgenawesome)

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April

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officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

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April

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foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 

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April

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Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

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April

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(Source: calyxofawildflower)

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April

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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April

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troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

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April

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