"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."

- potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

27

July

36,252 notes

This quote was reblogged from odins-one-eyed-fuck and originally by pansexualpagan.

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

27

July

392,191 notes

This text was reblogged from s0mefunnyshit and originally by caseyanthonyofficial.

sixpenceee:

Cemetery fandom, here’s one for you.

As viral nova reports:

The grave is Nancy Kerlin Barnett’s (1793 – 1831). When the county decided to build the road through what used to be the local cemetery her grandson, Daniel Doty, was not happy. Doty went out and decided to guard his grandmother’s grave with a gun. He refused to move until they rerouted the road. Eventually the county gave in and built the road around the grave.

I hope I can have such loving grandchildren one day!

SOURCE

27

July

2,115 notes

This photo was reblogged from sixpenceee and originally by sixpenceee.

kenobi-wan-obi:

childofwealth:

helloimedua:

sixpenceee:

This is beautiful and it’s amazing to me that it had such a positive outcome and not lifelong hateful grudges, which is probably what these attackers deserved. 

FOR MORE PORTRAITS AND THE OFFICIAL WEBPAGE

This is perfect and beautiful and amazing

Yep, those are tears coming down. This is one of the most beautiful pieces I ever read. 

Damn, the level of compassion, strength and understanding you’d need to have in order to do this..

27

July

21,539 notes

This photo was reblogged from sixpenceee and originally by sixpenceee.

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

image

wow i really got around on the second day of school

image

i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

image

i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

image

i don’t even have her number????????????

27

July

451,224 notes

This text was reblogged from boyznotinmotion and originally by egobus.

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

27

July

64,887 notes

This photo was reblogged from keepingupwiththeprettylittleliar and originally by mol-bay.

gif:

*phone lights up*

me: *hopes its a text from the boy*

Kim K:” Your energy is full!Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”

me: even better

27

July

49,696 notes

This text was reblogged from s0mefunnyshit and originally by gif.

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

27

July

102,504 notes

This text was reblogged from s0mefunnyshit and originally by unfollowlng.

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

26

July

65,471 notes

This photo was reblogged from keepingupwiththeprettylittleliar and originally by gifak-net.

ja-mbles:

humpinghippogriffs:

seerofkarkittens:

pipjustice:

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

unless it’s “vegetables”

image

26

July

230,967 notes

This text was reblogged from odins-one-eyed-fuck and originally by shlabam.