never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
(Source: kaylacat, via condommodel)
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR YEARS
(Source: mmmmnope, via madturbating)
My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
(via madturbating)
